You know that feeling when you’re on vacation—you know, a once-in-a-lifetime vacation, say to Malaysia or something? You feel like you need to try to see as much as you possibly can. This is not a “let’s relax” kind of vacation. This is a GET OUT THERE AND SOAK IT UP kind of vacation.
And this was the message that was bouncing around in my head on Monday morning in Kuala Lumpur. Jim’s brother was heading off to work, Jean-Yves was heading to school, and we had the whole day to do nothing but explore.
Prior to the take-off that almost didn’t happen (if you don’t know that part of the story, go back to this post), Jim had done a little research and identified some must-see sites. We decided to head to the city center because there were several things we could check off that list within easy distance of each other.
Now, in my last post I told you that next we would be exploring hornbills, monkeys, and temples. I actually misspoke…or mistyped. The next step in our journey really involved hornbills, a lack of monkeys and skyscrapers. Forgive me. I still blame jet lag.
To get to the city center, Jim launched a new-to-us app called My Teksi (aka: Taxi). It’s a nifty little app that allows you to type in your location and your destination. Immediately after you hit enter it shows cabs in your area, and then cabs interested in picking up the fare are highlighted until one, somehow, is determined the “winner.” Then the app tells you how far away the “teksi” is and an ETA. Pretty nifty.
So we successfully got a cab and asked to be taken to our first stop, the Kuala Lumpur Bird Park. A quick and nifty point here…just about everyone in Kuala Lumpur speaks English. Not all are fluent, but we did not run into anyone that we couldn’t at least communicate with on some level. We had drivers who were Malaysian, Chinese, and Indian and all were able to speak English fairly well.
I will admit that when Jim asked some touristy questions…and subsequently prompted answers to aid the conversation…we got a lot of smiles, nods, and “Yes, yes” replies that I’m fairly sure were just default no-clue-what-you-just-asked answers. But for the most part, there were no major language barriers on any part of our trip.
Impressive, really. I don’t believe foreign visitors to America have the same experience. Have you heard the joke? What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only one language? American. (Oh hey…I can already hear replies being typed by my bilingual friends and family members. You are the glorious exceptions!)
We arrived at the Bird Park in good form (very helpful that I stopped paying attention to traffic, because teksi drivers…eeeek!). I requested this attraction as our first stop because: A. World’s largest free-flight walk-in aviary! B. We were told a lot of monkeys hang out in the park around the aviary. Birds AND monkeys? I’m in!
The bird park was impressive. Here’s the prerequisite responsible tourist information I feel I should supply:
Located in the serene and scenic Lake Gardens, the KL Bird park offers 20.9 acres of verdant valley terrain to be explored. It is home to more than 3,000 birds of approximately 200 species of both local and foreign origin. One of KL Bird Park’s most extraordinary features is that a majority of the birds are free in the aviary, designed to closely resemble their natural habitats.
Legitimate tourism duties aside, here’s my personal observation:
Seriously, with ALL of those birds cruising ALL over the park, you’d think you’d see and/or get hit by some waste. But I seriously don’t recall seeing any droppings. And some of the birds were pretty darn big. Now that is impressive. I did see uniformed employees throughout the park, and kudos to those fine folks.
This park is gorgeous. The birds were varied and exotic, reasonably photo op friendly, and truly looked happy. We went into one smaller section of the park (and shame on me for not knowing what kind of birds were on display…) where the birds immediately eyeballed us rather expectantly.
What? Could they tell we were “not from these parts?” Did they think we came bearing gifts?
A park attendant stepped in and handed Jim a cup of magic elixir. I have to believe it was magic because the moment these bright, colorful birds saw that cup, Jim became something akin to a statue in a park filled with pigeons. Immediate popularity. Where was this stuff when I was starting high school?
We were also handed some birdseed and the question was not, “Will the birds come to us?” The question was, “How do we get the birds to leave us so we can see the rest of the park?” I was truly in no hurry, though. I hadn’t encountered an animal of any species for four days and I was in official withdrawal. I probably could have stayed there all day.
We did manage to finally bid our new feathered friends goodbye and toured the remaining parts of the park. It did not disappoint. I will be busy trying to look up some of the species we saw, but they included hornbills, all kinds of parrots, macaws, peacocks, flamingos, a freakishly large species of pigeon that liked to sunbathe on the sidewalks (I initially thought one of the birds was injured until three more walked out and plopped down in the sun in the same leisurely manner), and numerous birds I can’t identify.
We closed out the excursion by stopping in the Hornbill Restaurant for refreshments. I am often a bit skeptical of food served at any sort of zoo…because…you know…fine dining is not their focus. But Jim and I were pleasantly surprised by the menu and the ensuing meal. He tried something with spicy local flare that had him initially guzzling water in surprise (but proclaimed it delicious), and I found a salad on the menu that was tasty and not a teeny bit scary. Adventurous palate and conservative palate—both happy.
Exiting the bird park, I was on the lookout for monkeys. We were told that you often see the little guys just hanging out there. Monkeys hanging out in a park just like squirrels rule the parks at home? Sign me up!
But alas, not a monkey in site. One of the ladies at the gate said that since it was a warm, humid afternoon, they were likely off napping in the trees. Fine. Elusive darn monkeys.
From there we wandered the orchid gardens for a bit. Yes, in Malaysia they can grow acres of the very plant that I manage to send to an early grave within a month or two. My father had the green thumb in our family. He would have loved these gardens. I found them beautifully insulting. Growing them like weeds. In my face.
Moving on, we grabbed a cab and headed to the Menara Kuala Lumpur Tower, also known simply as the KL Tower.
Prerequisite responsible tourist information:
The KL Tower is a 421 meter high telecommunications and broadcasting tower centrally located in KL. This tower has an observation deck, where you can enjoy a bird’s eye panoramic view of the city. Menara Kuala Lumpur ranks fourth amongst the tallest telecommunications towers in the world and houses the highest McDonald’s in the world. It was constructed over a period of four years and was completed in May 1996.
My personal observation:
Does anyone else see a trend emerging here? Largest bird park in the world. Highest McDonald’s in the world? (And yes, McDonald’s IS everywhere. And no, I did not stop for McNuggets. Though the first food I did eat in Malaysia was Burger King fries. In the airport. I’m not proud.)
You can walk around the full circumference of the building and, on a clear day, you can see forever and back (there is also an indoor observation deck, but it’s on a lower floor, indoors, and has lots of cheesy souvenir stands). If you, like me, love heights and a great breeze ruffling your hair ever-so-perfectly for photos, you will be in HEAVEN. If you do not like heights and wind, did I mention there is an indoor observation area with souvenir stands?
I will also tell you that if you visit during a certain time in September, they allow base jumping off the tower. Good lord I would not be able to get a parachute strapped on Jim’s back fast enough before he yelled Geronimo and threw himself over the railing. There are videos looping on monitors throughout the indoor observation level that show daredevils doing swan dives and flips off of the railing. Jim was transfixed.
During that same time period in September, they will also let you sit on the ledge of the observation deck with your feet dangling precariously over the edge. You wear a safety harness so you won’t actually be able to take the plunge, but you still get the thrill of leaning out and seeing straight down. I would be 100% on board with this. LOVE heights. Love them. We were a little disappointed not to have that opportunity this visit. Reason. To. Go. Back!
Next on the Monday sightseeing agenda—the famous Petronas Twin Towers.
Soaring to a height of 451.9 meters, the 88-story twin structure is an architectural masterpiece and the crown jewel of Kuala Lumpur’s skyline. Majestic by day and dazzling at night, the steel and glass structure is the world’s tallest twin towers. A trip to levels 41 and 42 will take you to the Skybridge, a link between the two towers and the world’s highest double-decked bridge. The Skybridge provides a great view of the city.
My personal observation:
This building is truly amazing. If you enjoy architecture, this is a place you might want to spend some time. It’s also a bit of a photographer’s dream…night or day. We took photo after photo…and yeah, selfie after selfie. We had to prove we were there, right?
OH and the people watching! I will once again say that I think we were the only Americans there. I really ran across no other people from “the homeland”—though the couple from Ireland almost counted. After all, I do have fair skin, freckles, and reddish brown hair (I do feel obligated to state that the people who actually were from Ireland did not have red hair. Or visible freckles. I was the stereotype. Huh.)
What a day! Largest free-flight bird park in the world. Highest McDonald’s in the world. Tallest twin towers in the world. Highest two-story bridge in the world.
Malaysia! You over-achiever, you.
This day of sightseeing was brought to a successful close when we finally collapsed into the back of a cab that we were pretty sure was heading in the right direction to get us back to the apartment and that gorgeous, cool swimming pool. Let me add that I had no problem showing my Fitbit step goal who was boss on our first solo foray into the heart of Malaysia. Ten thousand steps? I laugh at you.
The day was nearly perfect. So very nearly perfect. The only thing missing?
Monkeys. Where were the dang monkeys?
(Spoiler alert…they were at the temple!)