Sing with me!
“Bad wolf, bad wolf,
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”
In this case, “they” are not the police. They are Jim and Nancy. Bad wolf? Well, If you’ve been hanging out with my blog in the last month or two, you know who that is.
Let me set the scene for you.
Jim and I were upstairs in the office/loft/lounge/dog room (every room in this house is multi-purpose…every room in this house is a dog room). We were enjoying a little rare quiet time. The dogs were fed and napping. We were catching up with the world on our computers.
Then I heard what, for a nanosecond, I believed to be Jim playing a little online video clip.
“Kainan!” Jim roared as he launched out of his desk chair, “Leave it!”
What the…the dogs and wolfdog are all right here. Wait. Where is the wolfdog?
Gone, that’s where. That animal is pure ninja. Here innocently napping one moment, gone the next without a sound. But, what about that audio (still playing in the background) suggested bad-Kainan?
“He’s got the remote!” Jim’s voice bellowed as he bolted down the stairs to grab the spotlight we keep by the backdoor for just such emergencies. I too leaped into action at this point.
Here’s how it works…whoever busts Kainan’s latest “grab and dash” heads into the yard to talk the wolfdog out of whatever he shouldn’t have in his mouth. The other partner grabs a handful of treats to distract the resident also-leaping-into-action dogs who would otherwise interfere with any search and rescue attempts.
I couldn’t see what was going in the dark yard, but here’s the audible version:
“Kainan.” (stern male voice from one corner of the yard)
“Leave it.” (even more stern now, from the opposite corner of the yard)
“KAINAN.” (caps mean even MORE stern, back to that original corner)
“GIVE. ME. THAT.” (somewhere in the middle)
Jim came back in cradling the remote control; this time rescued unscathed by wolfdog teeth. Other remotes have not been so lucky. (Moment of silence)
So how did Jim know EXACTLY what was going on? Well, apparently this is not the first time that Kainan has inadvertently turned on the television while stealing the remote control. And this is why said remote now lives in the drawer of the bedside table.
I’m pretty sure I could maybe, sort of, possibly be the one to blame here. I was the last one to use that remote. I may…there is no actual evidence…but, I MAY have forgotten to put it back in the drawer after using it.
Kainan slunk back inside trying to look contrite, but I didn’t buy it. He was obviously just waiting for the next time we let our guard down.
Bad wolf, bad wolf…or is it bad dog, bad dog? Either way, whatcha gonna do?
Well, I, for one, am “gonna” remember to put stuff away…out of reach. Which reminds me. I watched that TV just last night. And I put the remote…I put the remote…
Wait. Do I hear the theme for Good Morning America? Dammit. Gotta run.